1. A beautiful establishment that celebrates the gifts of everyday life, and the lives of others.

2. The most detrimental/harmful belief system every created (no pun intended) that is responsible for the most consistent acts of violence, bigotry, hate, years of insurmountable differences, witch burnings, the degrading of women, child abuse, 9/11, political and social exploitation, tithes, corruption, extortion, genocide, suicide, Sarah Palin, pedophilia, bestiality, self mutilation, self deprivation....................Sarah Palin, psychological torture, physical torture, fasting, annihilation, and eventually the complete decay of society as we know it.
Bullshit religion, Horse shit, kangaroo shit, duck shit, dog shit, armadillo shit, HOLY shit
by nivy June 23, 2010
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socially accepted insanity, followed by holy wars, terrorism, illogical beliefs, coincidental good news coined as "miracles", and random doorbell rings from jehovah's witness
join our religion, because god said you will burn if you don't
by The guy who keeps it real June 18, 2015
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Ancient beliefs that were expressed through dictatorship. Most religions state women as lower cast, dis-allow homosexuaility and divorce. Sounds fun. Open your eyes fool.
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Religion is the dark con of man
Religion is an ancient lie
by AncientLies July 17, 2009
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A set of beliefs that many hold that comes in different forms. Many have similar values but different beliefs. Some believe that Jesus was the Messiah who saves your souls (Christians). Others believe you work off your bad deeds with good deeds, through reincarnation (Karma, held by the Hindus). Some believe that holding to five pillars of living will lead to Heaven (Islam). Note that none of those five pillars include murdering non-Muslims.

Religion may or may not be true; some believe that all are true, others that all are false. While extremists in the religious systems and outside exist, most do not follow their teachings correctly, only using religion as an excuse to inflict their own ideas and power over people.

Atheism is a faith as well, to some degree; the system is that you believe in your own morals, which you derive from experience and science. The belief that life comes from non-life and that something comes from nothing (the Big-Bang) is often viewed as unlikely as religious miracles (The Virgin Birth or the Ascention of Mohammed).
Atheism has killed dozens of millions of people in history. Christianity has killed a few million. Islam has killed a few million. Hinduism a couple million.

All religion has blood on its hands, but their values are all against unjust war and political murder. All value human life, all have a golden rule. However, when it comes to salvation, there could not be a more stark contrast between the major faiths of the world, even those who have the same roots and background.
by Maxsta211 August 13, 2009
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Religion is a lie that is taught to those who are to stupid to understand science and basic common sense. However, you completely entitled to believe in god just as long as you know that you are wrong.
"i believe in god and Religion"
"oh, okay."
"what are you doing?"
"i'm hanging myself"
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A cult based around a conspiracy theory consisting of extraterrestrial beings, celebrities, and hallucinations
Person A: I’m in a religion. I belong to Christianity.
Person B: really? What do you do?

Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.
by Kleptotoid September 19, 2018
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an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science
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