when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:
hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out
clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?
weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.
general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:
hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out
clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?
weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.
general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit
girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?
girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me
girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?
girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me
girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
by banginbabe March 23, 2011
Get the relationship relaxation mug.The kind of relationship which would be considered #relationshipgoals. Involves talking to each other at all times, never making physical contact with anyone except your #bae because you love each other #5eva, and basically being suffocated by 'love' (very painful).
"Apparently Becky and Sam are in a relationship relationship now"
"Oh no, I hope they survive"
"I know CPR , we're all good"
"Oh no, I hope they survive"
"I know CPR , we're all good"
by psubea September 15, 2016
Get the relationship relationship mug.When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020
Get the not in a relationship relationship mug.by giovannix1x November 7, 2009
Get the relation not relationship mug.1) n. A secret task or condition you place on a person who you've just started dating to evaluate whether or not that person is relationship material.
2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)
3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.
2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)
3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.
When Matt goes on a first date with a chick, he opens her car door first and then walks around back. If she doesn't reach over and unlock his door, she fails the relationship test 'cause she's probably a selfish cunt.
Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.
Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.
by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008
Get the relationship test mug.Describes the correlation between degree of attraction and relationship kinetics. When used to describe a precise period within a relationship it indicates the "friends with benefits" zone; when log (attraction) is proportional to log (rate of relationship progression). Unfortunately no Bronsted Relationship lasts forever, hence the "ø." Eventually the linear correlation breaks down when the mechanism of attraction changes as the relationship matures. Also at very high degrees of attraction, the rate may become saturated and become a zero order process. As in both parties are focusing on zero considerations apart from physical intimacy.
Human 1: "Dude; Jack and Rose are all over each other!"
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."
by Big Diggity January 16, 2015
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Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.
Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*
Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.
Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*
Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
by zeropersonality January 31, 2020
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