Reeta 

A Reeta is a very sensitive person. They are so kind, yet treated like trash. They try their best and are very creative. The will never cheat and love long hugs. They try to hide the fact they are hurt, by laughing at the mean comments they receive. They get called Reeta the Retard an Reeeeeeeeeeeta. You should definitely love a Reeta. There name also means pearl.

"Look they're goes Reeta! Shes such a pearl! I wanna be with her!"

Reeta by xXcrusty_dustydinoXx November 18, 2019

Reeta Skeeter 

Can be used to refer to any false news flooder.
It's a character from Harry Potter.

1. He is spreading this rumor, he must be a Reeta Skeeter.
2. She is not Reeta, she's a Reeta Skeeter!!

Reeta Skeeter by s4nju1 September 15, 2011

Rectalgia 

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

Rectalgia by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006

rectal health day 

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

rectal health day by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

T-Rectadactyl 

1. A Pterodactyl mixed with a Tyrannosaurus rex.
2. Some wack shit a SoundCloud rapper said in one of his songs, Snow “Lights Out” Promo.

What’s a beast to a dinosaur nigga, Pterodactyl
Mixed with a T-Rex...T-Rectadactyl!

T-Rectadactyl by Urappy July 11, 2019

rectal rocketry

The study of the propulsion of objects due to flatulence.

After the chili dinner, the engineering team had the opportunity to study rectal rocketry!

rectal rocketry by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2017