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redbooger 

redbooger Rare. Booger that is still attached prior to your shower. Apparantly, this cunning and resourceful bodily fluid-come crustaschean is there all the while heartlessly looking on as you pluck his dehydrated brethren from the visable area of your nostrils throughout your first waking hours of the afternoon. As the shower wakes your tired muscles and the steam clears your besieged breathing passages this slimy bastard jettisons to the water slicked ceramic basin of your shower or tub unbeknowsed to you. Hince it's crimson glandular plasmic form is rarely documented and commonly hidden by higher life-forms with any sign of dignity.
Dude, sorry about that redbooger caught in your shower drain!
redbooger by Roger Polk April 30, 2006
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redorgerous 

(adj) : said of a person who is both a redhead and overall physically gorgeous at the same time
there is probably no better epitome of redorgerous than Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mom
redorgerous by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014
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redorgerous 

Someone who has red hair and is overall physically beautiful
Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mom, would have been considered redorgerous
redorgerous by Uncle Dimma February 14, 2021

redboner 

Opposite of blue balls. The state of being sexually satisfied.
Stephanie- Joe, did I gust give you blue balls?

Joe- Nah I got a nice redboner.

Stephanie- Oh good I was getting worried.
redboner by El gringo guapo February 11, 2017

rebooterus

A female's menstual cycle.
I didn't want to get intimate last night. I had just started my rebooterus.
rebooterus by kujmous December 2, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026