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redbooger 

redbooger Rare. Booger that is still attached prior to your shower. Apparantly, this cunning and resourceful bodily fluid-come crustaschean is there all the while heartlessly looking on as you pluck his dehydrated brethren from the visable area of your nostrils throughout your first waking hours of the afternoon. As the shower wakes your tired muscles and the steam clears your besieged breathing passages this slimy bastard jettisons to the water slicked ceramic basin of your shower or tub unbeknowsed to you. Hince it's crimson glandular plasmic form is rarely documented and commonly hidden by higher life-forms with any sign of dignity.
Dude, sorry about that redbooger caught in your shower drain!
redbooger by Roger Polk April 30, 2006
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redorgerous 

(adj) : said of a person who is both a redhead and overall physically gorgeous at the same time
there is probably no better epitome of redorgerous than Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mom
redorgerous by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014
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redorgerous 

Someone who has red hair and is overall physically beautiful
Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mom, would have been considered redorgerous
redorgerous by Uncle Dimma February 14, 2021

redboner 

Opposite of blue balls. The state of being sexually satisfied.
Stephanie- Joe, did I gust give you blue balls?

Joe- Nah I got a nice redboner.

Stephanie- Oh good I was getting worried.
redboner by El gringo guapo February 11, 2017

rebooterus

A female's menstual cycle.
I didn't want to get intimate last night. I had just started my rebooterus.
rebooterus by kujmous December 2, 2013