red m&m

a daddylicious red son a fucker. he can fuck right were you need to be fucked. his hard throbbing cock will be so warm in your mouth

that's a red m&m right there

by dxddy_louis January 28, 2022

Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

by ThickKhalessi July 30, 2017

Red m&m

Green m&m pussy destroyer

Red m&m did a number on green m&m’s pussy last night

by Green m&m February 04, 2022

Triple Red Alarm Code M/D

A red warning light triggered by a mom or dad in the area. The triple alarm that goes off mentally when a parent is nearby and trouble may start.

Parent: "Hey! What's with the locked door?"
You: "Just a minute!!"
Friend: "Triple Red Alarm Code M/D! We have an incoming Mom/Dad!"
You: "Hit the power switch!"
Friend: "Got it! Ok, act calm."

by xIcefireAngelx May 12, 2011

L&M Reds

n.
Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”

“He pulled out a pack of L&M Reds and sighed like the world was too heavy.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 22, 2025