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Red Ink Calligraphy 

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.
1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

no red ink

The place where you go when you don't want to work but want to look like you're working.
Jay: I don't want to do my ELA project.
Jay: I'll just do no red ink.
no red ink by John Weegee October 28, 2017

Redinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
Redinky-donkey by StupidPeanut April 20, 2010

Redinkydonky 

Incredibly awesome, only really ace people use it though. It can be shortened to redinkydonk without the Y to add effect or just if you are lazy.
Holy Gwak this iPad thing is redinkydonky, I need one BBBbad
Redinkydonky by NexSolo August 22, 2010

redinkulous 

-Absurdly idiotic to the point that ridiculous does not satisfy the potential gayness of the situation.
Yo, did that guy just cut u off?
-yea what a fucking homo
--This is absolutely REDINKULOUS. own his ass
redinkulous by Dmaster11 October 7, 2009
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Redink Is Person
Redink by Brandyn aka Bap June 27, 2022