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Red Ink Calligraphy 

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.
1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

no red ink

The place where you go when you don't want to work but want to look like you're working.
Jay: I don't want to do my ELA project.
Jay: I'll just do no red ink.
no red ink by John Weegee October 28, 2017

Redinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
Redinky-donkey by StupidPeanut April 20, 2010

Redinkydonky 

Incredibly awesome, only really ace people use it though. It can be shortened to redinkydonk without the Y to add effect or just if you are lazy.
Holy Gwak this iPad thing is redinkydonky, I need one BBBbad
Redinkydonky by NexSolo August 22, 2010

redinkulous 

-Absurdly idiotic to the point that ridiculous does not satisfy the potential gayness of the situation.
Yo, did that guy just cut u off?
-yea what a fucking homo
--This is absolutely REDINKULOUS. own his ass
redinkulous by Dmaster11 October 7, 2009
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Redink by Brandyn aka Bap June 27, 2022
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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