red donkey

Something unfair or frustrating.

I am the best basketball player in the school and I didn't make the team because the coach is such a red donkey.

My boyfriend didn't remember my birthday but he remembered his moms that's so red donkey!

Red Donkey! He is such a jerk but he is so hot.

by Jace, The Ace. February 7, 2014

red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

DONKEY Red Bull

Big ass can of Red Bull
Donkey sized Red Bull

Customer: Can I have a DONKEY Red Bull
Gas Station Attendant: What the fuck is a DONKEY Red Bull?

TB29 haha

by Brycecreamman September 8, 2009

Redonkey

A word that surpasses the defintion, rediculous. In essence this word used to be used when a situation occurs where rediculous, funny, and decent all apply.

This situation for example could be a friend taking a girl home, throwing her out of his bedroom, only to find out in the morning that she was locked inside the house and had to crawl out through the bathroom window.

Mate what you did last night was redonkey.

This holiday has been redonkey.

That was redonkey

by Brown shoulder 2 June 11, 2010

RedMonkey

To eliminate the humorous value of a joke due to blatant overuse and terrible timing.

Okay, you totally redmonkeyed that joke.

by BD May 19, 2003

Redonkey Kong

Synonymous with "Ridiculous" i.e. Crazy/Bizarre/Extraordinary/Outrageous

Usually "Redonkey Kong" is used as a positive expression, applied to something perceived as good, usually surprisingly so. Though it can be used in special circumstances that are outrageous, even in a negative way.

Made popular by the Hit television show "30 Rock" in the episode "The Source Awards", although in the show it is implied that Redonkey Kong is the alias of a fictional musician that has a beef with Tracey Jordan.

Despite Redonkey Kong being debuted on 30 Rock its origins are unknown. Though it can be assumed it came to be due to the similar sound of "Redonkey Kong" to "Ridiculous". Also, the iconic game Donkey Kong is, itself, Ridiculous.

"Shit son, this cron is Redonkey Kong!"

by Andrew Ezekiel Michael French March 16, 2008

redonkeykong

Something so absurd it can only be described by utilizing nintendo characters, to prevent the conversation from getting confusing

The whole situation was pretty redonkeykong, Mario was totally out of line when he said that to Donkey Kong.

by Jewsecks July 11, 2007