Randick

-(n.) Random dick, regardless of the degree of paper-bagness or potential for STD's. The female version of "strange". Usually searched for by girls hopped up on Jaeger bombs, Jaegerbulls, or straight tequila, who are looking to forget a past lover, or just get a piece. Acquisition of randick often leads to blurry recounts of what really happened and, most definitely, regrets. Randick is found mostly at college parties and in bustling cities at night.

Stacy: Hey Betsy, are you ready to get shwasted!?

Betsy: Oh for hells yeah, girl! I am in desperate need of some randick!

Stacy: I agree, Jason was such ass to you. Some randick will get you over him ASAP!

by Spudrober December 08, 2008

Randick

- a word synonymous with:

- asshole

- prick

- irrational

- petty

- pompous

Etymology
- the origin of the word is unknown. However, scholars trace it back to an italian legend of the 14th century. The legend describes the tale of a pompous and gluttonous butcher, Randican III, who was dragged down to the third circle of hell where he is forced to eat Cerebrus' shit. Based on this info, scholars have hypothesized that the legend was heavily inspired by Dante's Inferno and that Randican III might be a parody or stand in for Ciacco the Hog.

Source: University of Bullshitery, Fucking

1. The last thing you would want from a person is for them to be completely randick about any situation.

2. Man, why do you always gotta act like a randick?

by IllegalPoptart February 10, 2021