Ranboo

El beloved

Old bald man-

{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only

be broken by love's first

{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.

{Gasping}

{Laughs}

{Laughing} And stay out!

"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."

{Sighs}

{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.
Me- Ranboo, El beloved

by Ranbooloveer February 27, 2022

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Ranboo

A tall half faceless man who you should try and avoid at all costs while wearing his merch.

If you make eye-contact with the enderman and he sees you wearing his merch, you better get your inhalers out and get ready to run like the gay person you are.

Let's be real, all boobers are queer.

Don't even deny it.

Ranboo: *In the distance* "IS THAT MY MERCH?!"
Person wearing Ranboo merch: "WHY DID I LOOK THE ENDERMAN IN THE EYES?!"

by TikkiStorm April 19, 2022

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