A state of complete drunkeness in which the drinker is unable to speak fluently.
"Ah, mate, I am totally going to Ramblers' Heaven tonight!"
by Oasisliveforever1991 April 4, 2010
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1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.

2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.

Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!

Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!

Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!
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After receiving oral sex from a female the man ejaculates into a glass of eggnog which the female will then drink.
Hey Suzy did you enjoy your holiday rambler?
by Goldy_5 April 7, 2011
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Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.
I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.
by mojometal February 27, 2015
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someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it
man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler
by jp October 27, 2003
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When a girl is currently on the rag and you have to sit through her boring ass speech about why she deserved an A on her last paper, you put your hands down her pants, remove the bloody rag and stuff it down her throat.
Guy 1: So, did you hang out with your girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she wouldn't shut up so I gave her a crimson rambler.
by SoggyPumpkin September 2, 2010
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A hoi4 youtuber Which is part of the sex triangle with ISorrowProductions and Drew Durnil. He does 10 minute videos which will make you question your sexuallity. And please now go have sex with your dad.
Guy 1: fuck you
Guy 2: Alex the rambler
Guy 1: *questions sexuallity and then dies*
by Prakkystan is a SoyBoy March 31, 2019
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