queef's whisper 

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

queef's whisper by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

By Blue :)

Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

Bender's Quiff by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

fisherman's queef 

example 1) when a disgustingly slimy stinkinfested breeze of hot air ouccurs in a womens pants
example 2)woman whos been on a ship to long

timmy get back from that boat you might get a woof of fisherman's queef

fisherman's queef by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Arby's Roast Queef 

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef

You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!

Arby's Roast Queef by Das Furher August 3, 2010

queef stroganoff 

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

queef stroganoff by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016

queef salad 

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

queef salad by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Queef stack 

When the pussy is so dry that when it farts it blows out a plume of dust.

I had been banging this chick from behind so long that when I pulled out she let out a large queef stack.

Queef stack by Whatarod71 January 25, 2017