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(n) A small raging hormone located in the spleen of males from the ages of 13-18, causes the person to uncontrollable scream "OMG I WANT HAM!!! HOLY SHIT!" for hours upon hours a day.
"The boy tried to pay attention in class, but his quazle made this impossible."
Quazle by Oxford Professor May 14, 2003
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To verbally assault and then apologize quickly.
Britney you look fat like really fat, just kidding we love you <3. Britney has been quatled.
Quatle by NanaGang December 18, 2017
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quailem  

A person that is unexplainable, who is in thier own mind different to others.
quailem by Danny~Ray January 2, 2009
The gunk build-up in the corners of one's mouth or the smeared residue over the lips of one who chews gum or uses snus.
This moist bag has left a ton of quazzle 'round me chops!
quazzle by Zebra2374 April 4, 2019
Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.

It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'
Quazzel by CowboyMisterEg March 8, 2021

quizlet it 

The act of finding your homework and test questions on the website Quizlet. It is a very efficient use of your time.
"What's the answer?"
"I don't know. I'm about to quizlet it."

Also:
"Quizlet says...."
"I'm quizleting it."
quizlet it by C777euro August 3, 2016
A Quaxler is a person who speaks utter nonsense.
Person 1: "WHO DISCOVERED THE NEUTRON?????? THE BRITISH DID, SUCK MY DICK HAHAHAHA LL"
Person 2: "Quaxler."

Person 1: "Sitting down on the toilet without shitting is something you need to unlock in your brain fr"
Person 2: "Quaxler."

Person 1: "Ive seen a UFO in my city, like at least one hundred people stopped and looked at it. It even came in the local newspaper. It was somewhat oval green shape and it got smaller until it disappeared."
Person 2: "Quaxler."
Quaxler by izzVersels February 12, 2023
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