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Quandle Dingle

Mark - why are you watching another crusty toes fairy account
you - SHUT UP DONT DISRECPECT QUANDLE DINGLE
Quandle Dingle by 69simpyaeh May 16, 2022

quandle dingle

qunadle dingle reffers to a hyposthetical being who is the closest thing to god himself.
bitch ass mf 1: yo man can u please read out the 37th commandment

priest: yes, it says that all men are born equal... except quandle dingle who is above everyone

cam: i am a homosexual
quandle dingle by sussy stef May 18, 2022

Quandle Dingle

A very hype word, used in many ways
"TRIGG3R80 FOUND DEAD WITH 28 BULLET WOUNDS TO THE CHEST, SUPPOSEDLY SHOT BY QUANDLE DINGLE"
Quandle Dingle by Trigg3r80 March 14, 2022

Quandale Dingle 

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.
Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

quandale dingle 

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

Quandale Dingle 

This man is related to hooduini and had dinner with Jay z. He owns one of the greatest gangs known to man called al numbar. He has many enemies who pray on his downfall but he has too much swag
Real nigga: that nigga quandale dingle got the most fire memes ever.

Average virgin: o hell na that nigga is unfunny and I like men.
Quandale Dingle by Thug hunter November 25, 2021
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