quadricorn

The most epic animal on the face of the planet.
A gorgeous, four-horned unicorn.
There have been many cases of blindness immediately after viewing a quadricorn.
Poops out the most colorful rainbows of all.

Frank : "Your mom was a unicorn-eater."

Pueblo : "Your mom was a quadricorn-eater."

Frank : "TAKE THAT BACK, RETARD!"

Pueblo : "Dude, it's not possible. Quadricorns are invincible. Retard."

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"Hey man, I went quadricorn-back-riding the other day.
It bucked me off."

quadricorn by Yo'mammawasallama October 30, 2010

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Quadricorn

The absolutely most fantastical creature on the face of the Earth. It has 4 mystical horns. Its cousin is the unicorn. It poops rainbows and jelly beans.

"Dude! was that just a unicorn?"
"No, that's a quadricorn."

Quadricorn by Attvo99 October 14, 2012

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Quadricorn

Sierra, They Are NOT REAL
WIZARDS ARE THE BOMB

Wizards beat quadricorns all day long.

Quadricorn by Will Shouse September 28, 2011

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Quadricos

Also known in certain social circles as "Q," Quadricos has killed 17 people, has a vast collection of bow ties, and occasionally plays backgammon with Fidel Castro.

A Quadricos is not meant to be confused with a "Farbara", who is a total giant fucking cunt.

When confronting a Quadricos, you will initially want to shield your ears as his expansive vocabulary and spot on diction will fucking destroy you.

Quadricos is also technically a shortened version of "hella fucking balls-to-the-wall awesome"

Q: Greetings and Salutations
Regular Mortal: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IN MY BALLS! You're Quadricos.
Q: Yes. Yes I am
Brancisco: At least he's not Farbara

Quadricos by bernard2 July 21, 2009