Pwnaire 

Adj. To assume or project characteristics of ridiculous amounts of PWN.

Kirkendall: Hey, Crackbaby, did you see how Doomcat took the airhorn to the golf course and stole balls straight off the green?

Crackbaby: Of course, Kirkendall, I was with him!

Kirkendall: How dank. I wish I were as pwnaire as you two.

Pwnaire by Kirkendall March 16, 2010

Pinaire 

A Name For a Very Sassy, Intellectual, and Eccentric type of person.

Mainly Male... They Are the type of people you don't Fuck with, Or you Just Can't blow off if you have Made plans with them. Which will most likely be Binge Watching Beyonce Music Videos None Stop.

" oh, Dear Look at that Pinaire Child Is At it again."

Pinaire by _Pull__B!€+©μ3§_ October 10, 2017

pwnpire

Noun- A person or object that is so awesome that you can only conclude that they've been leeching epicness from the rest of the world for their own mind blowing gain.

Verb- To pwnpire/ pwnpired. The act of a person or object sucking the coolness out of other, rarely specified things, because you rock so much that otherwise you wouldn't be able to supply your needs.

Pwnpires are the suspected cause of the Twilight series, George W. Bush, steamed vegetables and how badly the video game Spore tanked.

Wang Lee Hom is such a pwnpire! He composes his songs, writes the lyrics, sings unaccompanied, then plays each instrumental part himself before it's edited into one song. I blame him for Sarah Pallin.

pwnpire by KirtiMiko September 23, 2009

Penaire Lovelock

The ultimate demon god. Also a mind fuck.

Reasons for insta fail:
1) Invincible
2) Older than time
3) Better hair
4) Ultimate weapon
5) Lives in Hell and drinks tea

Damn it, why are you such a Penaire Lovelock?

Penaire Lovelock by SteFEN Bromwell August 1, 2010