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Noun- A person or object that is so awesome that you can only conclude that they've been leeching epicness from the rest of the world for their own mind blowing gain.

Verb- To pwnpire/ pwnpired. The act of a person or object sucking the coolness out of other, rarely specified things, because you rock so much that otherwise you wouldn't be able to supply your needs.

Pwnpires are the suspected cause of the Twilight series, George W. Bush, steamed vegetables and how badly the video game Spore tanked.
Wang Lee Hom is such a pwnpire! He composes his songs, writes the lyrics, sings unaccompanied, then plays each instrumental part himself before it's edited into one song. I blame him for Sarah Pallin.
pwnpire by KirtiMiko September 23, 2009
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Adj. To assume or project characteristics of ridiculous amounts of PWN.
Kirkendall: Hey, Crackbaby, did you see how Doomcat took the airhorn to the golf course and stole balls straight off the green?

Crackbaby: Of course, Kirkendall, I was with him!

Kirkendall: How dank. I wish I were as pwnaire as you two.
Pwnaire by Kirkendall March 16, 2010
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026