pwnpire

Noun- A person or object that is so awesome that you can only conclude that they've been leeching epicness from the rest of the world for their own mind blowing gain.

Verb- To pwnpire/ pwnpired. The act of a person or object sucking the coolness out of other, rarely specified things, because you rock so much that otherwise you wouldn't be able to supply your needs.

Pwnpires are the suspected cause of the Twilight series, George W. Bush, steamed vegetables and how badly the video game Spore tanked.

Wang Lee Hom is such a pwnpire! He composes his songs, writes the lyrics, sings unaccompanied, then plays each instrumental part himself before it's edited into one song. I blame him for Sarah Pallin.

pwnpire by KirtiMiko September 23, 2009

Pwnaire 

Adj. To assume or project characteristics of ridiculous amounts of PWN.

Kirkendall: Hey, Crackbaby, did you see how Doomcat took the airhorn to the golf course and stole balls straight off the green?

Crackbaby: Of course, Kirkendall, I was with him!

Kirkendall: How dank. I wish I were as pwnaire as you two.

Pwnaire by Kirkendall March 16, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016