pwimpf 

Almost as rare as catching a glimpse of a spotted owl, a pwimpf is an expulsion of gas through the penis hole, or in simpler terms. A dick fart.

i felt myself pwimpf inside of her.

pwimpf by Cbbs666 January 22, 2007

pimpflolal 

chat speak lingo meaning "peeing in my pants from laughing out loud a lot"

...used by all that are worthy

"It is said that every time there is an awkward silence, a baby is born."

"Let's make awkward silences."

"PIMPFLOLAL!"

pimpflolal by puffyourownmagicdragonyo October 29, 2006

pimpfluence 

The difference a pimp makes in a Ho's life. How she has been affected by his pimpfluence.
Also how he stands with other pimps or the level of his pimpfluence.

"Girls Gone Wild has really benefitted from Snoop Dogg's pimpfluence."

pimpfluence by Big Boy K Round July 14, 2005

Pimpfucius 

A (usually) older man who always has lots of pimping wisdom about dealing with women. He's like the Confucius of Pimping.

Pimpfucius say: Remember, you can't save a woman if she don't wannabe saved.
Pimpfucius say: Remember, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

Pimpfucius by DuVay Knox April 15, 2021

pimpful 

Something good

That was a pimpful hamburger.
Those fries were pimpful too.

pimpful by Lucien February 28, 2004

PIMPF

this means Pee In My Pants Funny.

it is used when something is beyond LOL.

that story last night was so PIMPF. i died!

PIMPF by Ayo522 January 6, 2010

pimpfl 

pimpfl is an abbreviation for "peed in my pants from laughing".

Dude #1: hahaha pimpfl!
Dude #2: it wasn't that funny...

pimpfl by Gert Spruyt December 6, 2006