Pussy Scale

A scale in which a man is measured in receiving the vagina or not. With 10 being the highest (guaranteed sex) and 1 , obviously being the lowest (no pussy for you).

*female talking to her bestie* GIRL , I HEARD HE FUCKED SHANEQUA , BONQUESHA , ASHLEY AND JASMINE...HE THINK HE SLICK! HE AINT GETTIN THIS PUSSY!

*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*

by HUCKFINNSTITCH July 4, 2011

Pussy Scale

Type: Adjective
Orgin: "The Best of Tiktok" by Call Me Carson
Definition: To be inferior than something else, especially when compared to something which is considered normal.

Bob: "Hey Tom look at my tower of cards."
Tom: "Bob, that's just three cards stacked. C'mon man, that's pussy scale."

by RidetheLonelyness April 13, 2021

garage sale pussy

Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.

(1) Married couples trying to conceive.

(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.

Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.

by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009

Yard Sale Pussy

Half worn out but still runs good just got to add a little oil every now then but at half the cost..

I’m a middle aged man looking for some of that good old “yard sale pussy “ on a budget

by CSucker September 1, 2023

pussyscape

An elaborate presentation of a woman's pubic hair, which also makes use of the entire area (labia, moles, birthmarks, etc.).

Hey, Darla, what's your pussyscape looking like today?
I cut it to look like Niagra Falls!

by Goldenrod October 20, 2008