Jeanne: "You should totally come out to see this band Werewolf Brethren tonight!"
Henry: "Oh yeah, where's it at?"
Jeanne: "It's at this awesome art loft by some abandoned train warehouse in Bushwick, like sixteen bands live there."
Henry: "Oh, huh, that's kind of far..."
Jeanne: "Come on, it's gonna be so rad. Don't you want to see these bands before they blow up?"
Henry: "You're such a goddamn pushwick. I should have known."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak