purple ninja

An exremely awesome, tight and kick butt ninja. The purple ninja holds high authority among ninja's because of his color (purple = authority). The green ninja is known to be his best friend and ninja team mate. Together they rule with awesomeness.

guy: did you see that karate video last night?

girl: Ya, the guy with the white hair was totaly purple ninja.

purple ninja by purple ninja March 28, 2009

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purple ninja panda

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's

In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda

purple ninja panda by bobtheghost21 August 22, 2009

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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

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PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu

One who is awesome, has mad ninja skills, reads MLIA, hates MLIT, loves unicorns, Harry Potter, and dinosaurs, repeatedly looks for Waldo, and accepts any kind of mission from mysteryseeker.com.

Me: I am so PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu!
You: So am I!

PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu by Meep O.o August 22, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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