purple ninja

An exremely awesome, tight and kick butt ninja. The purple ninja holds high authority among ninja's because of his color (purple = authority). The green ninja is known to be his best friend and ninja team mate. Together they rule with awesomeness.

guy: did you see that karate video last night?

girl: Ya, the guy with the white hair was totaly purple ninja.

purple ninja by purple ninja March 28, 2009

purple ninja panda 

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's

In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda

purple ninja panda by bobtheghost21 August 22, 2009

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey 

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu 

One who is awesome, has mad ninja skills, reads MLIA, hates MLIT, loves unicorns, Harry Potter, and dinosaurs, repeatedly looks for Waldo, and accepts any kind of mission from mysteryseeker.com.

Me: I am so PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu!
You: So am I!

PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu by Meep O.o August 22, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019