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purple ninja

An exremely awesome, tight and kick butt ninja. The purple ninja holds high authority among ninja's because of his color (purple = authority). The green ninja is known to be his best friend and ninja team mate. Together they rule with awesomeness.
guy: did you see that karate video last night?

girl: Ya, the guy with the white hair was totaly purple ninja.
purple ninja by purple ninja March 28, 2009
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purple ninja panda 

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's
In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey 

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu 

One who is awesome, has mad ninja skills, reads MLIA, hates MLIT, loves unicorns, Harry Potter, and dinosaurs, repeatedly looks for Waldo, and accepts any kind of mission from mysteryseeker.com.
Me: I am so PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu!
You: So am I!

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026