Pulling a SCOMO 

The act of pissing off right when things are at their busiest when your needed the most.

"Where's Damo?, we're busier than a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest and the dog cunt has gone missing."

He must be pulling a SCOMO

Pulling a SCOMO by Corndog_Limp February 2, 2020

Pulling a ScoMo 

Used to describe an awkward forced handshake with someone that obviously doesn't like you. Usually executed by using the left hand before walking off in a cringe inducing manner.

This dog cunt came up pulling a ScoMo on me the other day. Prick stole me pension money and reckons we are still mates.

Pulling a ScoMo by Taco Rodriguez January 3, 2020