Pulling your dick is when you exaggerate statements.
Make your john seem longer then it is. Much like the big fish story.
You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."
You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."
by Rob_mc July 15, 2009
the use of this derives from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where Danny Devito get's told if he's be treated for chicken pox. he then says "are you pulling my dick bro?"
Dude: "it looks like you got aids from some black hookers in Africa. you need to be on pills for the rest of your life" Dude 1: "are you pulling my dick bro?"
by The United States Of America July 16, 2012
An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!
by Good Ship Venus August 16, 2012
a term used for when one is slacking off or not pulling their weight; instead of doing what they're supposed to "playing with themselves"
nick: "mark what the hell are you doing?"
mark: "talking to henry."
nick: "well quit pulling dick and get back to work."
mark: "talking to henry."
nick: "well quit pulling dick and get back to work."
by spyr0o510 April 30, 2009
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022
When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017
by yungcashfuckingcarti January 15, 2018