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The best; the most favorable condition or greatest degree or amount possible; first in rank or degree; in a most excellent way or manner; the thing that is most outstanding or excellent; something that tops all others.
Dude, the lake trip is going to be so proptimum!

Local Yogurt is proptimum!

Yo, last night was so proptimum!

Do you have the proptimum angle to see the screen?
proptimum by Matt&Katie May 20, 2010
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Ad Proximum Convivium

A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)

Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).
TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.
Ad Proximum Convivium by A Ten September 13, 2009

Prostitumblr 

A member of the Tumblr community that will sell out their dignity for Tumblarity points.
I could post nothing but XKCD comics all day too, but I'm not a prostitumblr.

Prostifume

Perfume, worn by a female, that has a strong, cheap scent. Usually the female will wear it in access making it possible to smell from quite a distance. Prostifume has varying scents yet they all tend to smell very alike.
Hugh: "Man, you smell that?"
Jerry: "Do I ever, that chick reaks of prostifume"
Hugh: "I'm getting a headache, lets get out of here"

Prostimom 

A mother who can only support her children by sleeping with people for money.
Hey Chris, your mom was telling me she doesn't have to go on welfare because of her new job as a prostimom!
Prostimom by jmclayp September 10, 2009

groptimum 

When you experience optimum results in applying specific principles and or actions.
Currently we are generating groptimum returns on Bitcoin.
This business is generating groptimum results even under severe difficult conditions.
I am getting groptimum results utilizing this fertilizer in my garden.
groptimum by Vonkie February 21, 2021

groptimum 

When you experience optimum results in applying specific principles and or actions.
Currently we are generating groptimum returns on Bitcoin.
This business is generating groptimum results even under severe difficult conditions.
I am getting groptimum results utilizing this fertilizer in my garden.
groptimum by Vonkie February 21, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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