The ultimate potato king, the king of all potato kings, say bad about the potatoes and you will die a brutalterrible slow death, no potato king is superior, the god of potatoes
A shy girl? Yes. But if you get to know her. She is a lil' crazy and weird, (alot.) But, she stays positive and is very fun to talk to. If you're friends with her, well done!
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.