Pre-Stalk, Pre-stalker, Pre-stalking
A person who stalks you so much that they know where you are and will be at all times. So in an attempt to not be creepy, they will guess (correctly) where you will be and show up before you get there. This gives them the false feeling that they are not creepy when in all reality you understand they are only there to see you.
A person who stalks you so much that they know where you are and will be at all times. So in an attempt to not be creepy, they will guess (correctly) where you will be and show up before you get there. This gives them the false feeling that they are not creepy when in all reality you understand they are only there to see you.
-"Man I think shes pre-stalking me."
-"Why?"
-"Shes been following me alot and last night she showed up at the atmosphere concert when everyone knows she only likes opera."
-"haha man, sucks for you"
-"Why?"
-"Shes been following me alot and last night she showed up at the atmosphere concert when everyone knows she only likes opera."
-"haha man, sucks for you"
by Irregruardless1 March 31, 2009
The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.
I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!
by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017