prager
A term used to define a middle-aged man with a quirky, weird, and queer personality. Most pragers have a lack of sexual relationships, and are usually complimented with receding hair lines.
prager by DaBrackMamba June 5, 2011
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Dennis Prager
Right wing extremist troll that says the US was right to bomb vietnamese kids with napalm. Thinks bible should be forced down your kids throat and that war should be glorified. His following consists of anti science; religious, far right, war mongering boomers. He thinks the US is a communist country and that we need a 4th reich to fix that.
Dennis Prager by ButtpluggingCoCk February 3, 2019
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Dennis Prager by NOOOOOYOU CANTJUST February 13, 2022
Prage
Girl: I just disowned my parents last week out of prage.
Guy or Something: wow, for reals?
Girl: Yessir. I was feeling painful & enraged, so...
Guy or Something: wow, for reals?
Girl: Yessir. I was feeling painful & enraged, so...
Prage by Clifwith1f August 14, 2009
Pragein
Pragein is a guy who likes to eat frogs in his free time. He may act like he doesn't eat those chubby little amphibians around others, but he DOES. People also call him 'Porgagein'. He also likes sitting on chairs. Other ways to determine whether or not a person is a Porgagein is to check if they:
1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).
2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.
3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).
4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’
Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.
1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).
2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.
3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).
4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’
Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.
random guy: Hey fellow human! Do you like eating frogs?
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…
random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…
random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*
Pragein by cockmoment October 29, 2019
Astronaut's Prayer
First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009
Prayer Marination
A period of time when people commune together in prayer and worship and are immersed in the activity.
Prayer Marination by sebkh3192 September 25, 2012
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