pot penis

Like drunk dick, but happens when youre high instead of drunk. Usually involves either difficulty getting it up or maintaining an erection.

Yo, I got pot penis last night after I burned that L with my girl.

by brooklyn hipster December 27, 2007

penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.

Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.

by Hammer of Jesus October 6, 2013

penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.

My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!

by Penelope the Pasquinian December 2, 2017