Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.

My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.

by Dippyskoodlez December 24, 2011