port royal

A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.

pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head

Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal

Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!

by Johnny Carcinogen March 29, 2008

port royal

poor man's captain morgan

I can't afford to get drunk on the good stuff, Port Royal anyone?

by Captain CumGuzzler November 15, 2013

Port Royal

Best Roll your own tobacco around. Cant get it in Uzbekistan thou (wot a cunt).

Fuck off they're my Port Royals there's no filters in these ones.

by Ballhead Smith December 17, 2003

Port Royal Club

A bougie beach club in Naples Florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with DJs from Lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in America, like a more understated version of palm beach.

"What's with all the security at the Port Royal Club today?"
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."

by travel_well_travel_often April 18, 2018