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porn flakes 

also a musical group from Quebec

www.postedecoute.ca
/catalogue/album/43887
porn flakes by popa October 3, 2005

Porn Flake 

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
Porn Flake by artist1955 August 5, 2012

Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.
when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.
pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013

pornflakes 

A low budget porno shot in a grocery store.
DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?
pornflakes by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

PornFlakes 

A name that is mainly used in Roblox by 12 year olds.
Yes my friend PornFlakes will join soon.
PornFlakes by xxPornFlakesxx May 26, 2018
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