porn flakes

Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky

I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.

by asafdf September 25, 2005

porn flakes

also a musical group from Quebec

www.postedecoute.ca
/catalogue/album/43887

I listen to Porn Flakes

by popa October 3, 2005

Porn Flake

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.

"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."

by artist1955 August 5, 2012

Pornflakes

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

by guntherer January 6, 2009

pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

by chrispyq March 8, 2013

pornflakes

A low budget porno shot in a grocery store.

DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?

by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

PornFlakes

A name that is mainly used in Roblox by 12 year olds.

Yes my friend PornFlakes will join soon.

by xxPornFlakesxx May 26, 2018