pork sweats

a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.

Man I really have the pork sweats.

by hello123!@# December 27, 2009

Pork Sweat

Pork Sweat

The particularly odorous perspiration (sweat) that comes out of you when you've been eating way too much pork.

First guy: "Dude, what's that weird smell coming off you?"

Second guy: "I've been eating bags and bags of pork rinds and now I totally have pork sweat!"

by webgrunt298 June 19, 2010

Pork chop sweats

Breaking out in a heavy sweat whenever you are sandwiched between two other people

Lisa broke out in the pork chop sweats whenever she was in the middle of Tim and Dan.

by Head BiAtch May 17, 2014