Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.
Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?
Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.
Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 1, 2009
A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."
Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 24, 2009