Popped my Balloons

Another way of saying that you ruined something such as:

1. a day
2. a happy moment
3. a glorious meal

Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.

Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.

I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.

by rhinografix March 11, 2011

popping my balloon

When scratching or poking at an anus, the protruding object releases held in gas.

When getting my prostate exam the doctor came close to popping my balloon

by mdiesel2010 January 03, 2010

pop your balloon

A phrase your dumb friend says when he really means "burst your bubble".

Friend 1: "I hate to pop your balloon, but I'm actually fucking retarded."

Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."

by krkelly January 10, 2014

Popping the balloon

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.

So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.

by The OG Tigerbeard February 23, 2024

Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.

This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 06, 2020

Popping The Balloon of Pandemonium

Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.

If you really want to see how cool she is you should try popping the balloon of pandemonium

by CatFocks August 04, 2022

Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 05, 2018