poopyopants

when you poop in your pants at an unexpected moment

Why Billy, did you just poopyopants?

by Killerj60 March 26, 2008

Captain Poopypants

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

Poopypants Jose

An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.

Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?

Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.

by Shliggus November 23, 2010

Kaka poopoopants

When u act like a lil bitch

James is a kaka poopoopants

by Doubl j January 25, 2019

poopypants

A funny word used in some cartoon which I cant remember.

Not so fast, poopypants!

by enterthedavid March 3, 2005

Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019

pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011