Poopmonger

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter
Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger
by the monger man April 09, 2009
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Poopmonger

Person who dropped a deuce in the toilet and left it as though to be acting out as a pusher of feces. One who really superimposes feces onto another individuals day.
Hey man, did you see that big ass bowl load of crap that someone left in the toilet??? What a friggin poopmonger!!!
by Riddla' May 02, 2021
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Poopmonger

They who habitually choose the Asshole Throne, (the middle toilet in the restroom,) especially if all stalls are empty when they choose their seat, and spread the Gospel of Stank (stink up the entire restroom)
That person over there Is a real Poopmonger, they always use the middle stall by choice.. they really spread the Good News of the Gospel of Stank.
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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Poopmongerer

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.
"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"
by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009
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Poopmongerer

Someone who mongers poop
by Brodieman April 22, 2004
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