Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

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poopii

The plural of poop. (Known only by true Masters of Grammar)

Lil Timmy and his annoying lil friends wanted to play football on the grass field in the local park. But they soon discovered that the field was filled with dog poopii.

poopii by HappyDungston December 30, 2011

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poopist

When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.

„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“

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Poopitis

an infection of the poop.

What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis

Poopitis by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009

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Poopies and Cream

When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.

Last night after I fucked her she shart poopies and cream on me... what a bitch!

Poopies and Cream by Christopher Leonard Reid October 22, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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