poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time

Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff

by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011

3:20 Poop Time

The time most frequently associated with using the bathroom, specifically a poop. With school ending at 3:00pm, and after school sports beginning at 3:30, 3:20 becomes the perfect balance between dressing out and doing your business with just enough time to make It to practice. Similar to 4:20, the phrase was coined after a group of friends realized that everyday before track practice, they all took a poop at the similar time of 3:20.

Chris: Hey, Logan. Ready for track practice this afternoon?

Logan: Hell yea! I have been holding in this monster shit all day though man. I'm gonna have to stop and make a quick 3:20 poop time before practice.

Chris: I feel ya man. I will cya there!

by Frost,L March 8, 2014

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

Time Travel Poop

A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa

Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?

Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.

by Opi071694 June 2, 2011

Pooptime

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.

Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.

by Pooptexter June 20, 2011