Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 7, 2006

man the poop deck

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.

Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"

by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010

poop deck pirate

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

by Emyjo Ed January 9, 2007

Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.

Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.

by PichasParchus February 12, 2019

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004