Poo-rat

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.
"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."
by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023
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Poo-rat

Shitty little dog. Usually yappy and annoying.
Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?

It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.

See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.
by Bewildered Xennial November 20, 2023
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