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when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

poo jam by santorini February 26, 2009

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poo jam

the stuff that collects around your ass and gets stuck in the crack.

I was in the shower washing myself and noticed some poo jam around my ass.

poo jam by turbopants January 13, 2007

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Poo Jam

A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.

Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.

Poo Jam by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021

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Poo Jammer

A large brown tent with poo jammer spray painted on the side. Poo Jammer.

Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!

Isn't Carl a fucking "Poo Jammer"....FAG!!!!!!!!!!!

Poo Jammer by Seneeeeep! May 1, 2010

poo jammer

Australian for homosexual.

Pronounced "poo jammah"

Crikey! That bloke is a real poo jammer!

poo jammer by vonwienerhousen March 12, 2009

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Poo Jamber

A homosexual.

George Michael is a poo jamber.

Poo Jamber by Audifred October 9, 2008

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Jamaican Poo

When you roll a fat joint and have a cup of coffee together, whilst shitting on the toilet.

"I'm off for a Jamaican poo, see you in an hour, son."

"Okay dad! Can I have some bud?"

"No, fuck off."

Jamaican Poo by Jammin'whiteboy May 26, 2026

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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