Poo at Paul's

To shag your mates best friend. Based on the catchphrase from the Glade advert.

I want to do a poo at Paul's!

by Geordie09 October 08, 2009

having a poo at paul's

Leaving the place where you are to seek out a toilet, because you really badly need a shit and can't possibly have one in the place you are, given the available facilites

"Were did Ray go?"

"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"

by The Poo pirate January 25, 2010

Poo Paul

When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.

Similar to wet willy or moist margaret

Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!

Wendy: It's a poo paul :)

by Penis.popper September 22, 2017