Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.

Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."

by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 27, 2013

Pomosexual

The label when the word homosexual, bisexual, or heterosexual doesn't fit the description. Pomosexual is short for Post Modern Sexual. A label made for those that are beyond the words and labels.

John: "Wait, if you're transgender, does that make you homo when you like a guy?"
Charlene: "I'm just awesome and pomosexual like that."

by charto August 10, 2011

Pepper Spray Pomosexual

Pepper Spray Pomosexuals is a solidarity movement made up of pomosexual individuals who support and celebrate inclusivity and fight against gatekeeping and exclusion within the LGBT+ community.

Person 1: Are you an inclusionist?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a Pepper Spray Pomosexual.

by Salvageboi March 3, 2023