Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.
by Supes2511 March 9, 2018
Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me
by ToxxicGlitter June 19, 2023
When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 31, 2022
by Supernova2867 May 21, 2022
When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022
A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.
"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"
by srcl72 July 5, 2019
Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.
known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.
currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.
known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.
currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.
"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."
"same old guy."
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."
"same old guy."
by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023