Pokestitution 

A person who charges their friends for excessively poking them on Facebook.

Person A: "As much as you poke me, I should start charging you!"

Person B: "You can't do that! It's pokestitution!"

Pokestitution by Ch.W. March 3, 2011

Pornstitution 

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.

His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.

Pornstitution by pornstitute April 6, 2019

potstitution 

adj; The deliberate act of flirtation with a person, or persons, in an attempt to gain weed favors.

Potstitution? "that's illegal bro!"

potstitution by christophermathew June 25, 2012

Pubestitution 

Substitute pubes to another bodypart (for instance face or, common for women, breasts. Often done if the person has lost a bet

Daniela: Wow! The beard really suits your boyfriend. Especially the black curls are a good contrast to his blond hair.
Bianca: It´s not his real beard. He did a pubestitution because he lost a bet. Btw, I finally got rid of my crab lice

Pubestitution by Tommy Milffigger October 11, 2018