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Poke Check

the act of shoving sports equiptment in a girl's vagina.
Bob--Did you guys see my hockey stick anywhere?

Bill--Yeah Danny was giving Jenna the old Poke Check in the locker room man.

Bob--FUCK!
Poke Check by TheNambuNinja September 6, 2011

poke check noob 

when someone in an nhl video game poke checks to get the puck all the time because they are simply not good
poke check noob by playmeinnhl April 25, 2010

pokecheck 

the act of using one's index finger to poke another in the ass, then smelling your finger.
I'm tired of hanging out with Brian, all he does is pokecheck me, and it's really annoying
pokecheck by sports illustrated February 10, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026