Plearn

v.i., to wax poetically and eloquently about something you know nothing about!

Person 1: Ah, the opera. So serene and sultry are the tenor's dulcet tones

Person 2: Dude, what're you plearning about... closest you've been to the opera is yo momma singin in the shower!

Plearn by P. Learn August 30, 2010

plerned 

When someone gets sick from the food at a restaurant and then complains to the city health authority resulting in the restaurant getting shut down.

Karen plerned the Thai restaurant where she ate a dodgy Pad-Thai.

plerned by bacterialgrapefruit September 19, 2019

pleanc 

Irish spelling of 'plank' - A stupid or silly person having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

You're a right feckin' pleanc!

pleanc by pecker dunn January 11, 2009

pleard 

A bearded man who wears plaid.

There were hundreds of pleards at the folk fest.

pleard by gmat October 12, 2008

pearnism 

the act of reaching maximum capacity

ohh you reached pearnism

pearnism by marist boyz August 11, 2006

Plarn

Combination of the word plastic and yarn because it is yarn made from plastic

Made to limit a person's plastic contribution to landfills
Used as crafting material

Person 1: "Your bag is so cute, where did you get it?"
Person 2: "I crocheted it myself using plarn"
Person 1: "Cool, fashionable and good for the planet"

Plarn by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Plearny 

The best and hottest person out there

“Dang she looks good she’s a Plearny for real”

Plearny by Hot emo December 10, 2022