When a persons share a bed or sleeping bag and one person holds the other's head underneath the covers after a particularly potent fart. The victim is forced to breath the concentrated odor for an unspecified time.
by ClarkGable January 15, 2015
It's an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.
Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.
Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.
You know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its shell? Well that's what I'm doing to my ass, I'm playing turtle with my crap.
by B0$$MAN January 8, 2010
This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.
I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
by You Bet May 10, 2009