by hamheaven January 11, 2014
Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!
by Thequick April 7, 2008
by Cybelle November 28, 2006
The Paul Platter is when a man performs oral sex on a female after she has had sex with two other men in the same evening.
The female participates in sexual intercourse with two different men at different times during the day or evening and later finds a third man who proceeds to go down and perform oral sex on the female. The last male has just performed a "paul platter" and is probably unaware of the females earlier activities.
by The Violator February 21, 2014
a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.
that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds
i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.
i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.
by mufasasteamer December 28, 2007
Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.
by benihana_chef June 24, 2004
Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?
Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!
Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!
Hey did you hook up with that chick?
Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!
Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!
Hey did you hook up with that chick?
Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
by Catman378 October 6, 2008