plantanus 

a large anus hole resulting from massive amounts of pounding from a banenis (banana sized penis)

I don't know how that girl could hold in a shit with the insane plantanus she has.

plantanus by Cameron mk2core February 22, 2009

plantaneous 

To make plans and follow through, but have spontaneous adventures along the way.

S: Want to go to Cha Cha's Sushi later?
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')

plantaneous by jyd408 November 22, 2016

platanaso 

To hit or to get hit over the head with a platano(plantain)

Oye! Sige jodiendo y te voy a da un platanaso!

platanaso by Platanero 5 thouz-end June 26, 2009

platapussy 

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

platapussonians 

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

platapussonians by Niciniah July 19, 2010

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

Dirty Platapus by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Platapussy 

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017