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Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's
She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns
by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018
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plain hamburger eater

Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.
He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.
by Garlicification October 10, 2010
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Pain Hamz

Pain hamz is a Fortnite youtuber with over 700 subs and is now irrelevant cause he doesn’t play Fortnite anymore he is also a bitch nigga
by Use code PAiN_NoSkinYT December 9, 2019
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hammonds plains

the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.
dont fuck with him man, he's from hammonds plains
by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019
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